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Funny Joke: Intelligent Test

 
 

Here are 4 simple Questions to check how intelligent you are, don't look ahead. scroll slowly.

1. What weighs more, 10 pounds of water or 10 pounds of rocks?

2. If a electric train is going at 50 mph heading East from West which way would the smoke go?

3. If a rooster sat on a TP roof and laid a egg which way would the egg roll?

4. If it take 5 minutes to dry a t-shirt on a clothes wire, How long would it take to dry 5 t-shirts?

Answers:

1. They both weigh TEN pounds.

2. ELECTRIC train has NO smoke.

3. Roosters DON'T lay eggs.

4. It takes 5 MINUTES. (Because you hang them at the same time)

Intelligent Rating 4 = Genius 3 = Normal Person 2 = Go back to school 1 = You're stupid deal with it 0 = Just forget you ever took this test

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